Wolf Hat Faux Fur Hood

File under weird things to buy: “Wolf Hat Faux Fur Hood”, weird wearable gadgets that refuses to blend into beige aisles. If white-elephant season needs ammo, this novelty wearable find reads ready without overselling; “Wolf Hat Faux Fur Hood” is half the joke already. That’s the opener — three paragraphs of odd SEO sightseeing, starting with why “Wolf Hat” stopped you.

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