Unnecessary Traffic Cone Costume Orange Construction

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Still curious about the “Costume” fragment inside “Unnecessary Traffic Cone Costume Orange…”? That’s your cue to skim the Amazon listing yourself. Should the listing vibe mismatch the joke in your head, that’s fine — curiosity isn’t a purchase order. That’s three paragraphs of uniquely odd, keyword-rich sightseeing around “Unnecessary Traffic Cone Costume Orange Construction” — go look if you want the photos.