FTC Cassette Tape Dispenser
For people who want their space to look slightly unhinged.
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Our take
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Amazon listing title: “FTC Cassette Tape Dispenser, Retro Desk Organizer & Pen Holder – Fun Novelty Office Supplies for Home or Office 6.7” x 2” x 4.5” (Retro Mix Tape)”.
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