The Neatatou 20 Rock Climbing Holds

File under weird things to buy: “The Neatatou 20 Rock Climbing Holds”, novelty tools Amazon find that refuses to blend into beige aisles. Between novelty tools Amazon find searches and midnight tabs, “The Neatatou 20 Rock Climbing…” earns a second look for the “Climbing” fragment alone. That’s the opener — three paragraphs of odd SEO sightseeing, starting with why “Neatatou Rock” stopped you.

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