Certified Bagel Sandwich Pattern Adult Onesie

File under weird things to buy: “Certified Bagel Sandwich Pattern Adult Onesie”, novelty party Amazon find that refuses to blend into beige aisles. The party aisle usually blurs; “Bagel Sandwich” breaks the pattern with soft zaniness and a blurb that hints (because normal products are for normal people). Soft double-take complete; if the grin sticks, the Amazon listing has the current look and fine print.

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