Cat chaos tube & monitor-top shelf
· Original WeirdThingsToBuy commentary
One tunnel turns the living room into a subway. One shelf invites emotional-support presence during Zoom. Cats will ignore both on principle — still worth the bit.
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Monitor Top Cat Shelf
Why it’s weird
A tiny ledge for feline cameo energy on video calls.
What it seems to be
Perch that sits/clips atop a monitor for a small cat (or plush).
Who it might be good for
Cat people on Zoom who lean into the bit.
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Cat Butt Butter Knife Rest
Why it’s weird
A ceramic cat rear that holds your knife. Tasteful? No.
What it seems to be
Kitchen rest shaped like a cat backside for mid-spread pauses.
Who it might be good for
Cat people who decorate by chaos.
Check it out on Amazon
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Why it’s weird
A fabric wormhole for zoomies and ambush practice.
What it seems to be
Collapsible tunnel cats can sprint through and hide in.
Who it might be good for
Indoor cats with energy to burn.
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Solid enrichment for many cats. Some ignore tunnels — know your cat.