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<feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>WeirdThingsToBuy: just added in Wearables</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/category/wearables/"/><link rel="self" href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/category/wearables/feed.xml"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/category/wearables/feed.xml</id><updated>2026-11-06T11:24:53-05:00</updated><author><name>WeirdThingsToBuy</name></author><entry><title>Rhode Island Novelty 3.5 Inch Mustache Set</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/rhode-island-novelty-3-5-inch-mustache-set.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/rhode-island-novelty-3-5-inch-mustache-set.html</id><updated>2026-11-06T11:24:53-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>A small pack of three 3.5 inch novelty mustaches.</summary></entry><entry><title>16Pcs 60s 70s Self Adhesive Fake Mustache</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/16pcs-60s-70s-self-adhesive-fake-mustache.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/16pcs-60s-70s-self-adhesive-fake-mustache.html</id><updated>2026-11-06T11:24:43-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Sixteen retro handlebar style stick on mustaches in black, brown and blonde.</summary></entry><entry><title>Haawooky 24 PCS Fake Mustaches</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/haawooky-24-pcs-fake-mustaches.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/haawooky-24-pcs-fake-mustaches.html</id><updated>2026-11-06T11:24:41-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Twenty four black fake mustaches for school and masquerade parties.</summary></entry><entry><title>Yan Dream 10PCS Fake Mustache Set</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/yan-dream-10pcs-fake-mustache-set.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/yan-dream-10pcs-fake-mustache-set.html</id><updated>2026-11-06T11:24:40-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Ten stick on facial hair pieces for men cosplay parties.</summary></entry><entry><title>Road Island Novelty Black Fake Mustaches</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/road-island-novelty-black-fake-mustaches.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/road-island-novelty-black-fake-mustaches.html</id><updated>2026-11-06T11:24:36-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Twelve 3.5 inch black fake mustaches in named classic styles.</summary></entry><entry><title>24 PCS Self-Adhesive Fake Mustaches</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/24-pcs-self-adhesive-fake-mustaches.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/24-pcs-self-adhesive-fake-mustaches.html</id><updated>2026-11-06T11:24:34-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Twenty four black plush stick on mustaches for parties.</summary></entry><entry><title>SUUYOO Magnetic Hand Holding Socks</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/suuyoo-magnetic-hand-holding-socks.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/suuyoo-magnetic-hand-holding-socks.html</id><updated>2026-11-05T11:13:49-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Socks with little hands that magnetically hold hands with the other sock.</summary></entry><entry><title>Hairy Beer Belly Fanny Pack</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/hairy-beer-belly-fanny-pack.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/hairy-beer-belly-fanny-pack.html</id><updated>2026-11-05T11:12:52-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>A waist bag printed to look like a hairy beer belly.</summary></entry><entry><title>I Pee in Pools Trucker Cap Hat</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/i-pee-in-pools-trucker-cap-hat.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/i-pee-in-pools-trucker-cap-hat.html</id><updated>2026-11-05T11:12:46-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>A trucker hat that confesses to peeing in pools.</summary></entry><entry><title>Qeokfgl Novelty Chicken Claw Socks</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/qeokfgl-novelty-chicken-claw-socks.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/qeokfgl-novelty-chicken-claw-socks.html</id><updated>2026-11-05T11:12:34-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Socks that make your feet look like chicken claws.</summary></entry><entry><title>HAPPYPOP Funny Socks for Women Weird Fart</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/happypop-funny-socks-for-women-weird-fart.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/happypop-funny-socks-for-women-weird-fart.html</id><updated>2026-11-05T11:12:32-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Fuzzy fleece socks with a fart joke saying.</summary></entry><entry><title>Deez Nuts Socks</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/deez-nuts-socks.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/deez-nuts-socks.html</id><updated>2026-11-05T11:12:21-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Socks printed with nuts and the classic deez nuts joke.</summary></entry><entry><title>Funny Socks for Men Silly Dad Socks Weird Poop</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/funny-socks-for-men-silly-dad-socks-weird-poop.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/funny-socks-for-men-silly-dad-socks-weird-poop.html</id><updated>2026-11-05T11:12:20-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Crew socks with a silly poop themed print.</summary></entry><entry><title>FreeNFond Funny Animal Paw Socks</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/freenfond-funny-animal-paw-socks.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/freenfond-funny-animal-paw-socks.html</id><updated>2026-11-04T11:15:08-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Socks with animal paws printed on the bottom of the feet.</summary></entry><entry><title>CARAFAST Funny Slippers Jumbo Funny Bare Feet Hobbit Feet</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/carafast-funny-slippers-jumbo-funny-bare-feet-hobbit-feet.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/carafast-funny-slippers-jumbo-funny-bare-feet-hobbit-feet.html</id><updated>2026-11-04T11:14:58-05:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Rubber slippers that look like giant bare feet.</summary></entry><entry><title>Wild Republic Huggers Octopus Plush</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/wild-republic-huggers-octopus-plush.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/wild-republic-huggers-octopus-plush.html</id><updated>2026-10-25T11:19:17-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>A 20 cm octopus plush that slaps onto your wrist like a slap bracelet and hugs your arm.</summary></entry><entry><title>Wisedom Dad Bag Fanny Pack &amp; 3D Beer Belly Waist Pack</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/wisedom-dad-bag-fanny-pack-3d-beer-belly-waist-pack.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/wisedom-dad-bag-fanny-pack-3d-beer-belly-waist-pack.html</id><updated>2026-10-24T11:16:14-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>A fanny pack printed to look like a hairy beer belly, worn right where a real one would be.</summary></entry><entry><title>Tomato Spaghetti Italian Pasta Diamond Necklace</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/tomato-spaghetti-italian-pasta-diamond-necklace.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/tomato-spaghetti-italian-pasta-diamond-necklace.html</id><updated>2026-10-19T11:32:03-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>A sparkly disc necklace with a tomato-and-spaghetti Italian pasta theme.</summary></entry><entry><title>Meatball Cute Italian Spaghetti Diamond Necklace</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/meatball-cute-italian-spaghetti-diamond-necklace.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/meatball-cute-italian-spaghetti-diamond-necklace.html</id><updated>2026-10-19T11:31:58-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>A disc pendant necklace themed around meatball and spaghetti, sold as cute women’s jewelry.</summary></entry><entry><title>Handerpants</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/archie-mcphee-handerpants.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/archie-mcphee-handerpants.html</id><updated>2026-09-25T12:00:00-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Your hands have been going commando this whole time. Nobody said anything. Until now.</summary></entry><entry><title>fish flip flops</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/coddies-fish-flip-flops.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/coddies-fish-flip-flops.html</id><updated>2026-09-25T12:00:00-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Nothing says beach day quite like wearing two fish on your feet.</summary></entry><entry><title>Pizza box socks</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/pizza-box-socks.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/pizza-box-socks.html</id><updated>2026-09-25T12:00:00-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Four pairs of socks, one tiny pizza box, and zero actual pizza.</summary></entry><entry><title>Stainless Steel Spaghetti Measurer Tool Quick Pasta Measuring</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/spaghetti-measure.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/spaghetti-measure.html</id><updated>2026-09-19T12:00:00-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Wear your carb limit around your neck. Italian restraint, jewelry edition.</summary></entry><entry><title>Blue Q Oven Mitts</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/unnecessary-blue-q-oven-mitts.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/unnecessary-blue-q-oven-mitts.html</id><updated>2026-09-19T12:00:00-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Strange, larger-than-life, and oddly specific. WeirdThingsToBuy approved.</summary></entry><entry><title>Blue Q Oven Mitts</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/blue-q-oven-mitts-situation.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/blue-q-oven-mitts-situation.html</id><updated>2026-09-19T12:00:00-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Weird enough to gift. Interesting enough to click. Borderline concerning either way.</summary></entry><entry><title>Blue Q Oven Mitts</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/certified-blue-q-oven-mitts.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/certified-blue-q-oven-mitts.html</id><updated>2026-09-19T12:00:00-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Amazon algorithm bait that somehow earned a spot in your cart.</summary></entry><entry><title>Blue Q Oven Mitts</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/unnecessary-blue-q-oven-mitts-z55h.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/unnecessary-blue-q-oven-mitts-z55h.html</id><updated>2026-09-19T12:00:00-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Amazon algorithm bait that somehow earned a spot in your cart.</summary></entry><entry><title>Blue Q Oven Mitts</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/blue-q-oven-mitts-situation-3q1j.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/blue-q-oven-mitts-situation-3q1j.html</id><updated>2026-09-19T12:00:00-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Impulse-buy energy with main-character follow-through.</summary></entry><entry><title>Blue Q Oven Mitts</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/the-blue-q-oven-mitts.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/the-blue-q-oven-mitts.html</id><updated>2026-09-19T12:00:00-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>For people who want their space to look slightly unhinged.</summary></entry><entry><title>Blue Q Oven Mitts</title><link href="https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/blue-q-oven-mitts.html"/><id>https://weirdthingstobuy.com/products/blue-q-oven-mitts.html</id><updated>2026-09-19T12:00:00-04:00</updated><category term="Wearables"/><summary>Amazon algorithm bait that somehow earned a spot in your cart.</summary></entry></feed>
